This message is brought to you by Giuseppe Franco, male hair-loss extraordinaire, who wouldn't put his name on the line for something that didn't work.
Blog Spot Presents: Real Men of Genius. We salute you, Mr. Wade Boggs. Not since you strode around on horseback at Yankee Stadium has your awesome hair styling been so prevalent. Apparently, a steady diet of steamed chicken and gallons of Rogaine worked wonders on your legendary epidermal regions.
Boggs made his debut last week with the Baseball Tonight crew, offering up sound analysis that overwhelms the likes of Orestes Destrade, Candy Maldonado, and Eric Young. Even so, I could not help but watch awestruck, gaping profusely at the rat's nest that formed atop Boggs's once receding dome. Had the man not hired a PR person that praised the importance of stately appearance prior to going live before millions of viewers? Has Boggs taken fashion tips from Barry Melrose since signing on at Bristol? Let us hope that Boggs doesn't go so far as to alter his likeness on the Hall of Fame plaque to resemble him in his better years, donning a Tampa Bay Devil Rays cap. You laugh: Rogaine has done far more bizarre things to lesser men.
So here's to you, oh mutineer of male-pattern baldness. You've made the mullet cool again for all those Red Sox fans still stuck in 1986.
Pictured : Wade Boggs (above), commemorating his historic signing with the Tampa Bay ball club. Jonathan Papelbon (below) signs for fans, taking in Boggs' stylish 'do. 
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